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WWW Wednesday – May 17

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WWW Wednesday is a meme hosted by Sam at Taking on a World of Words and was formerly hosted by A Daily Rhythm. It is open for anyone to participate, even without a blog you can comment on Sam’s post with your own answers. It is a great way to share what you’ve been reading! All you have to do is answer three questions and share a link to your blog in the comments section of Sam’s blog.

The three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?

What did you recently finish reading?

What do you think you’ll read next?

What are you currently reading?

Victoria

“I know that I am young, but I am ready for the great responsibility that lies before me.”

Victoria by Daisy Goodwin. This book has been very much a happy accident for me. I snagged it haphazardly from a shelf on my way into the library to have something to read while my daughter played. This story is about the reign of Queen Victoria of England and so far it has been wonderful.

Dangerous Dreams by Mike Rhynard. This book was given to me as an eARC by NetGalley. I was very excited to get it as the story of the lost colony of Roanoke is fascinating to me. It is pretty much the only piece of American history that I find interesting. However, the story is falling flat. So much useless detail and the dialogue is never ending and dull. Probably going to DNF this one.

What did you recently finish reading?

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LIGHT THE CANDLE
YOUR FAMILY
IS STILL
DEAD

The Haunting of Ashburn House by Darcy Coates. I don’t pick up a horror novel often but when I do I like it to scare the dickens out of me. This one sure delivered on that. Even thinking about it now, a week after I finished reading it, I’m looking over my shoulder shuddering. Now that is effective horror.

What do you think you’ll read next?

“I will die. You will die. We will all die and the universe will carry on without care. All that we have is that shout into the wind – how we live. How we go. And how we stand before we fall.”

Golden Son by Pierce Brown. I read the first novel in this trilogy, Red Rising, not too awful long ago and was thrilled by it. Lately I’ve had an itch to continue the trilogy so hopefully I can get a copy of this book soon. Brown’s writing was riveting in Red Rising and his attention to detail and depth of story impressed me. Hopefully Golden Son lives up to expectations.

Thanks for reading and feel free to leave a link to your WWW Wednesday in the comments. Happy Wednesday!

Top Ten Tuesday: Mothers in Literature

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Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by The Broke and the Bookish. This week’s theme is in honor of Mother’s Day which was this past weekend. It can be about moms in literature, mother/daughter/son relationships, books to buy your mom, worst mothers in literature, or pretty much anything else to do with moms that you have seen in a book.

  • Mother’s Death that Broke my Heart
    aconquringoflightIn the conclusion to Schwab’s Shades of Magic trilogy we get to know much more about Kell’s “adoptive” mother. Every passage about her made me like her more and she genuinely cared about both her biological son Rhy and adoptive son Kell. When she was so horribly and senselessly murdered it broke my heart. I suppose I can understand how it helped to urge Rhy to do and be what he needed to but it was definitely a tough section to get through.

 

  •     Terrible Mother
    heartlessIn Heartless by Marissa Meyer we are introduced to the mother of the Queen of Hearts. Throughout the entire book the only thing she cares about is marrying her daughter to the king to improve their social standing and reputation. The woman did not care one iota about what her daughter wanted until it was too late. Insufferable mother.

 

  • The Absent Mother

Here we have books that feature the absent mother. Each use the common trope of the mother not being in the picture. For the most part that figure has passed on and her death or absence is commonly brought up to further the story or give the leading character a push in plot. While I certainly did not enjoy Cinder as well as the other books listed I feel that the feature of the Absent Mother is very important to the ongoing story in that series.
Bitterblue by Kristin Cashore
A Curious Beginning by Deanna Raybourn
The Bone Season by Samantha Shannon
The Haunting of Ashburn House by Darcy Coates
Cinder by Marissa Meyer
A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas

  • The Loving Mother
    thewhitequeen    I find it rather distressing how difficult it was to find a book I’d read that featured a loving mother. Why isn’t that more of a thing? Why is the absent or terrible mother so often featured? I suppose it gives the main characters fuel in the literary fire but I still find it disturbing. In The White Queen by Philippa Gregory we have two mothers who are loving and care for their children albeit in perhaps unconventional ways. Both the lovely Queen and her own mother love their children and do their best by them. I’d like to see more of that in literature.

 

  • The Bereft Mother
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    In The Witchfinder’s Sister by Beth Underdown we have a maternal topic that, for many, is very difficult to talk about. We have mother who has lost a child. Our main character, Alice, despite trying was never able to carry a child to term. Part of the story features the painful loss of a child she had been carrying. I feel like especially around Mother’s Day this is an important topic to bring up. Many woman want so badly to be a mother but have found themselves unable to produce a child. That has to be a horrific kind of pain and these women need to be mentioned and remembered as well.

 

Well, not to end on a downer but there are my Top Ten Tuesday’s books that include mothers. I hope you all have a fabulous week and please feel free to leave your TTT post link in comments. Happy reading!

Goodreads Monday – May 15

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Goodreads Monday is a weekly meme hosted by Page Turner. To participate, you choose a random book from your TBR Goodreads section and decide whether or not that book is going to stay on your TBR or be removed. Pretty simple, right? Let’s get to it.

 

The Women in the Castle by Jessica Shattuck

The instant New York Times bestselling novel…

Set at the end of World War II, in a crumbling Bavarian castle that once played host to all of German high society, a powerful and propulsive story of three widows whose lives and fates become intertwined—an affecting, shocking, and ultimately redemptive novel from the author of the New York Times Notable Book The Hazards of Good Breeding

Amid the ashes of Nazi Germany’s defeat, Marianne von Lingenfels returns to the once grand castle of her husband’s ancestors, an imposing stone fortress now fallen into ruin following years of war. The widow of a resistor murdered in the failed July, 20, 1944, plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler, Marianne plans to uphold the promise she made to her husband’s brave conspirators: to find and protect their wives, her fellow resistance widows.

First, Marianne rescues six-year-old Martin, the son of her dearest childhood friend, from a Nazi reeducation home. Together, they make their way across the smoldering wreckage of their homeland to Berlin, where Martin’s mother, the beautiful and naïve Benita, has fallen into the hands of occupying Red Army soldiers. Then she locates Ania, another resistor’s wife, and her two boys, now refugees languishing in one of the many camps that house the millions displaced by the war.

As Marianne assembles this makeshift family from the ruins of her husband’s resistance movement, she is certain their shared pain and circumstances will hold them together. But she quickly discovers that the black-and-white, highly principled world of her privileged past has become infinitely more complicated, filled with secrets and dark passions that threaten to tear them apart. Eventually, all three women must come to terms with the choices that have defined their lives before, during, and after the war—each with their own unique share of challenges.

Written with the devastating emotional power of The Nightingale, Sarah’s Key, and The Light Between Oceans, Jessica Shattuck’s evocative and utterly enthralling novel offers a fresh perspective on one of the most tumultuous periods in history. Combining piercing social insight and vivid historical atmosphere, The Women in the Castle is a dramatic yet nuanced portrait of war and its repercussions that explores what it means to survive, love, and, ultimately, to forgive in the wake of unimaginable hardship
–From Goodreads

I added this one to my TBR just a few months ago. There was a giveaway going on and, though I have yet to win one, I entered it. I can never seem to resist. This book would have pulled me in a decade ago but now it just doesn’t sound appealing. Going through the reviews most people seem over the moon about it but I think, at least for me, it is going to get the axe. While WWII is certainly a major event in our history which needs to be remembered and never repeated, reading about it for fiction and entertainment’s sake just feels off to me.

My vote- Axed

The Haunting of Ashburn House by Darcy Coates

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I’ll admit it, horror is not often my genre. In the last year I’ve read three horror/thriller books including this one. Just three. Why? I like to sleep at night. Something about this book pulled at me, though. I ran across it while browsing Goodreads a few months ago and it kept popping up in the back of my mind. In the last couple of weeks I’ve tried to pick up a dozen other books and just couldn’t get into them. My mind was begging to read this one. I finally gave in and I must say that this book is different from most of the others I have read of the same genre.

The story begins with Adrienne and her fluffy, slightly overweight cat Wolfgang. An elderly relative of Adrienne’s had recently passed away and she has been left her great-aunt Edith’s property including her home, Ashburn House. Addy doesn’t remember having a great aunt or any relatives at all, for that matter. Sadly though, she is down on her luck and being left a furnished, paid off house is a windfall. Using the last of her cash, she takes a cab to the house she is determined to make into a home without ever seeing it or the town that it is a part of. Desperation and potential homelessness can make you do some silly things.

The house is everything you’d expect out of a setting for a horror story. Set back into the woods, old, spotty electricity, and no phone line.

Alright folks, moment of confession here. I’m honestly having trouble writing this. My desk is against a wall with a stairwell behind me and I keep spinning my chair around expecting something creepy and horrible to be behind me or some nightmare creature to be hanging down from the skylight. I have given myself such a bad case of the willies. It’s terrible. I’m such a wuss. Moving on…

As Addy and Wolf settle into the old Ashburn house they start to notice some strange things about the place. First, it has absolutely no mirrors anywhere on the property. Where a mirror would normally hang there are cryptic messages carved into the walls warning against them. She finds further messages carved into the dining table and door to the attic.

LIGHT THE CANDLE
YOUR FAMILY
IS STILL
 DEAD

Wanting to find out more about the mysterious Edith and the people that once lived in the house, Addy discretely asks questions to the people in town. An older fellow, whose father was once the local police chief, tells Addy the story of Edith and her family. In the early 1900s young Edith and her mother, father, aunt, and uncle all resided at Ashburn. They were a very well off family and often went into town. After the locals hadn’t seen or heard from the family in a few days some of them went out to the house to investigate. There they found a blood bath. The family, save Edith, had been horrifically slaughtered. According to the tale, their blood painted the walls and pieces of them were scattered throughout the house. Little Edith was found as the lone survivor, locked away from the mess but was cleared of the crime being only eight and physically unable to cause the carnage.

The story that follows this revelation to Addy is one of nightmares. She slowly begins to discover the reason for the cryptic messages carved around her new home as well as locating an old grave on the property. Adrienne and the fluffy Wolfgang are isolated in the woods and their horrors are just beginning.

As much as this story scared me I still very much enjoyed it. The pacing was well managed and terrible little details were dropped at just the right moment. I physically gasped a few times and nearly hurled the book across the room once or twice when a passage particularly startled me. If you at all enjoy a good horror novel I would definitely recommend this one. Also, for those of you wondering, the cat lives. I doubt I could have said anything kind about the book if he hadn’t. Never kill the cat!

IS IT FRIDAY
LIGHT THE
CANDLE

Thank you, followers!

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Look at Ron Swanson. That man is celebrating something and so am I. This morning I hit 150 followers! I just wanted to give a quick shout out to all of you wonderful folks in appreciation. When I started this blog it was purely for my own entertainment as a way to record my thoughts on what I had read to go back and peruse later. Since I became active on twitter in the reading community and joined in the discussions on other blogs I have met and interacted with so many wonderful people. I just wanted you all to know that I see you and appreciate each and every one of you. Here’s to you!

 

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WWW Wednesday – May 10

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WWW Wednesday is a meme hosted by Sam at Taking on a World of Words and was formerly hosted by A Daily Rhythm. It is open for anyone to participate, even without a blog you can comment on Sam’s post with your own answers. It is a great way to share what you’ve been reading! All you have to do is answer three questions and share a link to your blog in the comments section of Sam’s blog.

The three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?

What did you recently finish reading?

What do you think you’ll read next?

What are you currently reading? 

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The Haunting of Ashburn House by Darcy Coates

Only one thing is certain: Ashburn’s dead are not at rest.
I have been wanting to get my hands on this book for months but couldn’t find it for a reasonable price or even on inter-library loan. I finally gave in and used the last of a Christmas gift card to purchase it. So far it has given me nightmares and made me not want to take the dog out at night. I think that is good praise for a horror/thriller, don’t you?

What did you recently finish reading?

ACourtofWingsandWuin

“It is a new world, and we must decide how we are to end this old one and begin it anew.”

A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J Maas. I’m going to white girl out on you and just say that “I can’t even.” Read the review, I’m still too frustrated to talk about it rationally without going on an hour long rant. Tempting as that may be I won’t subject you to it here.

What do you think you’ll read next?

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“In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.”

The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller. A book written about the ancient mythological hero Achilles? Don’t mind if I do! Achilles as a historical figure is not one to garner sympathy or affection so I’m very curious to see how Miller would have us connect with the hero.

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Thanks for joining me for this week’s WWW Wednesday. As always, feel free to leave a link to your post in the comments or have a chat with me about one of these books. I would love to hear your thoughts!

Top Ten Tuesday: Ten Things on Our Reading Wish List

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This is my second foray into the Top Ten Tuesday meme, my first being last week’s Top Ten Tuesday: Favorite Covers. This week’s theme is Ten Things on Our Reading Wish List. The meme is hosted by The Broke and the Bookish. From that site you can also see all of the other Top Ten Tuesday posts that have been submitted. I just shuffled through them myself and found several excellent posts. Go check them out!

 

  1. Less Sex Shaming – This is one where I feel that art imitates life. When characters in books do the horizontal tango they either end up madly in love or it’s rape. If it is rape or the rare casual encounter the character always seem to feel that they have to hide it or lie about it. They are the victim or they are labeled as whorish. They are expected to be ashamed of either what was done to them or what they have done.
  2. Real Characters – “Why, Amanda, what do you mean by that?” I hear you say. Well, I mean characters that are organic and change as the story fleshes out. I’ve recently read too many books where the character changes only to further the plot line. Their choices and actions don’t feel real because they have altered from the character previously presented to us without any definitive reason besides convenience. The most glaring example in my mind is Tamlin from A Court of Wings and Ruin. His actions were convenient and little more.
  3. Strong Women- Pardon me, excuse me, I have a bone to pick. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m just picking up the wrong books. But, it seems to me that when a female character is made as a strong character it is usually directly because of a man. She was lost and found love and now she is strong. She was weak and was guided by a man back to the light. She was indecisive and a male mentor nudged her toward the right choices. Why can’t she be strong by herself? Why does she need a partner need to make her strong?
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  4. Cultural Diversity- This one should be a given. I doubt I even have to explain. GIVE ME CHARACTERS FROM DIFFERENT CULTURAL BACKGROUNDS. /end shout
  5. Everyman- The more I read the more I notice that main characters come mostly from one of two backgrounds. The first is when they are dirt poor, starving, and far below the poverty line and are brought higher in the world during the course of the story. The second example is when the character already leads a charmed life as they are among the ruling class or hierarchy such as a royal. Where is the relatable character? Where is the Everyman?

 

I’m choosing not to do a full ten today because these five are my biggest issues with literature and by adding in five more that are only minor or occasionally aggravating would lessen their importance. If you have read a book you feel represents one of my five please leave it’s title or link in the comments, I’d love to hear about it! You may also feel free to leave a link to your own Top Ten Tuesday. Thanks for reading!

The Unique Blogger Award

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First of all, thank you to Laura @ The Book Corps for nominating me for this. She has a great blog over there and if you aren’t following her you should check it out. I love getting nominated for these things. It brings the people of the bookish community together to get to know one another and gives you some insight to the person behind the reviews and opinions.

Rules

  • Share the link of the blogger who has shown love to you by nominating you.
  • Answer the questions.
  • In the spirit of sharing love and solidarity with our blogging family, nominate 8-13 people for the same award.
  • Ask them three questions.

I know we’re all mainly YA readers on here, so what is your favourite adult fiction novel?

I love a good mystery. My favorite mystery author is Christopher Fowler who writes the brilliant Bryant and May mysteries. It is impossible to pick just one favorite from that series because they are all brilliant. Two elderly detectives, Arthur Bryant and John May, head the Peculiar Crimes Unit which is part of the London Police Department. It is an old unit and the head of the London police is often looking for reasons to close it. Using somewhat antiquated methods, the pair and their team solve crimes that are listed as dangerous to public moral (a leftover term from their creation in WWII). The books are fun and I rarely know who the evil doer is before the detectives tell me. Well worth reading and so glad I found them.

Enough with the heroes, they’re boring. Who is your favourite book villain?

This one took me a few minutes of pondering. I feel that to make a good villain they have to be likable and relatable as a character even while carrying out their villainous tasks. For this, I chose The Gardener from The Butterfly Garden by Dot Hutchison. The Gardener holds girls hostage in a lovely garden away from prying eyes. He kidnaps them when they are around 16 or 17 years old and tattoos each of them with a large, intricate butterfly on their back. While they reside at the garden he cares for all of them in his own despicable way. In his mind he truly loves them. None of the girls ever live beyond twenty-one. On their twenty-first birthday he encases them in resin and puts them and their tattoo on display in the hallway for the rest of the girls to see. The story itself may be horrible but it is well written and I feel like the villain is a very unique character.

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Will you ever lend a book to a friend? Why/Why not? Any horror stories?

Honestly, I can’t recall the last time I lent a book to a friend. I don’t think I ever trusted my friends well enough for that. Recently I did lend a book to my mother, though, if that counts. I know she’ll take care of it which is not something I can guarantee from a casual friend. Also, I know where she lives and can go ransack the house to get it back.

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My questions for you

  1. You have the opportunity to edit and rework any book to make it into the story you always knew it could be which will then be republished with you credited. What book to you choose to edit, why, and what are some of the edits you would make?
  2. You are given the chance to go back in history and make a change. For example, you could stop Hitler from being born or warn the crew and scientists from the space shuttle Challenger about the problem. What do you change and why?
  3. Not exactly a question, but, tell us all your favorite memory and why it is important to you.

 

I never tag anyone for these but, as always, feel free to do it if you would like! It took me some time to come up with those questions so I hope that someone does this. Thanks for reading and have a lovely day!

A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J Maas

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I don’t often mention it but, as this is a highly anticipated new release, beware. Spoilers and foul language to follow.  

This 700 page monster was touted as the most anticipated fantasy release of the year. Maas collected quite the following after her Throne of Glass series and the first two books in this series, A Court of Thorns and Roses and A Court of Mist and Fury. Somehow, I’d been living under some kind of reading rock for the last few years and had never heard of her. I’m so glad I came out from under that rock. While some people knock A Court of Thorns and Roses I actually enjoyed it very much but it could hardly compare to A Court of Mist and Fury. That one sucked me in and wouldn’t let me go. In hindsight it was probably all of the sexual tension and Rhysand’s cocky swagger. I pre-ordered A Court of Wings and Ruin while I was still reading the second book and dove into it as soon as it was delivered in high hopes that it would pull me in the same was Mist and Fury did. Let’s find out if it met those expectations, shall we?

“When you erupt, girl, make sure it is felt across worlds.”

We return to Feyre’s story while she is residing with Tamlin in the Spring Court with him and Lucien. After Mist and Fury we are predisposed to think of Tamlin now as an agent of evil. He continues to solidify that thought as he invites members of Hybern’s court to his home to aid them in their quest to bring down the wall between the Fae and humans.

Among the party to come to Tamlin’s court is Jurian, the human general from the last war that Hybern brought back to life using the cauldron. He comes off as a cocky bastard but I found him oddly likable. I think that is in part because of how pussy whipped Rhysand became. I loved Rhys in Mist and Fury. He was snarky and a little rude. Now he is so over the moon for Feyre that all of his bad-assery disappeared and it was nice to find some of it again in Jurian.

Moving on…

Blah blah blah, Feyre is vindictive and tosses the Spring court in a salad spinner and screws everything going on there up and then runs away. She and Lucien then both find their way back to the Court of Dreams. It was nice to see Lucien making his own choices instead of just following Tamlin blindly. However (and I feel like I’m going to have a lot of “however”s in this review) he ended up being completely pointless for the entire book. Sure, he showed up in scenes and apparently went and did things but the story would have been the same with or without him. Seriously. If every mention of him was removed from the book absolutely nothing would have changed other than perhaps being a few pages shorter. That is disappointing. I wanted him to have a moment of redemption and his own glory but he was still little more than a background player in everyone else’s games.

Let me be honest here, I could “blah blah blah” about 3/4 of this book. Most of it really felt like it had little point. The entertaining sexual tension from MAF was gone, the “men” were all pussy whipped, and the story just drug on and on and on with nothing of consequence happening. Don’t get me started on the incredibly awkward intimate scenes. At one point I’m pretty sure Feyre was having a naked chat with Rhys with her legs up over his shoulder or something. Who does that? Uncomfortable and, again, awkward. When reading or watching a movie the target audience has to have their reality suspended and become immersed in the story line and characters for the book/film/whatever to be good. The addition of these painfully awkward scenes brings the audience back to themselves and thus the story is interrupted.

I also got the distinct impression that Maas threw in an LGBT character just because that seems like the thing to do right now. Don’t jump down my throat, let me explain. I love alternative sexualities and diverse cultures having inclusion in literature. In fact, there should be more of it. However, they need to be presented in a believable and appropriate manner. If you haven’t read the book yet I won’t ruin this part for you, but,  it seemed to me that the author just tossed it in because it was “the thing” to do. It didn’t feel right for the character’s previous set up and story line. I was not on board.  Good for you for including an LGBT character but credibility and believability are also important. Don’t just hop on the band wagon. And for God’s sake, don’t make them appear ashamed of their sexuality. Ridiculous and completely out of character. Okay, rant over.

“It is a new world, and we must decide how we are to end this old one and begin it anew.”

The final battle in this book is something I think fans have all been looking forward to. The big tete-a-tete with the evil Hybern when the world of man and Fae will either be saved or doomed. I’m not going to get too far into this because it was the absolute best part of the book. However (I told you there would be a lot of howevers) this was also a bit of a let down. It goes back to the suspension of belief in your own reality in order to be immersed in the presented reality. Once more, it just didn’t work. Sure, the battle was interesting and it was quite honestly the only part of the book I truly enjoyed but it did not live up to the expectations set by TAR and MAF. Everything was too convenient, too easy. This was supposed to be the be-all-end-all fight to the death and it just didn’t have the pizzazz for that. Parts that could have been truly interesting were cut painfully short while we go back to the expected and dull “I don’t want (insert name here) to die because I love them so!” BORING.

This is legitimately the longest review I have ever written and thank you all for sticking with me through it. I wish I could say that I loved this book and it was everything I expected it to be. I wanted to adore it. I was prepared to worship this book for years and re-read it time and again. Sadly, I’ll probably never pick it up again. Maybe my opinions on this book aren’t popular, I don’t know, but there they are just the same. A Court of Wings and Ruin, you let me down.

 

 

 

The Unpopular Opinions Book Tag

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After waking up at 4am and not being able to get back to sleep (again) I decided to get up and do a book tag. Seemed like a reasonable go-to after a restless night. I found this little beauty over at A Very Fantasy Corner of Books by Cassiopeia’s Moon and it seemed right up my alley. Without further ado on this sleepless night, I give you The Unpopular Opinions Book Tag.

 

A POPULAR BOOK OR BOOK SERIES THAT YOU DIDN’T LIKE

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If any of you read my review of this book, which can be found here, then you know that I was completely not on board the hype train for this book. I found none of the characters to be genuine or even remotely likable. It took more than half of the book for the action to start and wading through all of the back story and buildup was torturous. So many people adore this book but it just was not up my alley.

A POPULAR BOOK OR BOOK SERIES THAT EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO HATE BUT YOU LOVE

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Doctor Faustus by Christopher Marlowe. This play was actually assigned reading for me in college. I recall that during the open class discussion many of my fellow students had vehemently negative opinions of it and I simply didn’t understand why. This play made me fall in love with Christopher Marlowe. There are life lessons to be learned from this play and Marlowe presented them in an entertaining yet poignant fashion.

AN OTP THAT YOU DON’T LIKE

So, I had to look up what OTP meant. I read it and starting singing “Whose down with OPP” in my head. So, for anyone else not in the know, apparently OTP means “One True Pairing” or your favorite combination of characters in a fandom. One that I’ve come across numerous times that I just don’t like is (no opinion here). Sorry folks. Even if I don’t agree with other’s opinions on matches in books it’s not enough to bristle my whiskers. Go jump on whatever ship you want, I’ll even discuss it with you if you like, but don’t expect me to be bothered about it.

A POPULAR BOOK GENRE THAT YOU HARDLY REACH FOR

Romance. I strongly dislike books whose story lines are strictly of a romantic nature. I read one a year around Valentine’s Day and that is it. They just don’t appeal to me. I’m usually shouting at the characters, “Don’t do it!” or “You imbecile!” Not my cup of tea.

A POPULAR/BELOVED CHARACTER THAT YOU DO NOT LIKE

At the risk of starting a riot, I don’t like Legolas. I understood his point in the story, I appreciated his contribution, but in general I just didn’t like him. Other than being able to accurately shoot things with magically never ending arrows and giving Gimli someone to harass he was dull to me. His only redeeming quality is the “They are taking the hobbits to Isengard” hilarity. If you have been living under a rock for the last decade you can see what I’m talking about here.

POPULAR AUTHOR THAT YOU CAN’T SEEM TO GET INTO

Neil Gaiman. I just can’t. I tried to read American Gods. Really, I did. I even picked up Norse Mythology just to see if maybe it was only American Gods that didn’t appeal to me. Nope. Nothing against Gaiman, from his interviews etc he seems like a good guy, but I just don’t enjoy his books.

A POPULAR BOOK TROPE THAT YOU’RE TIRED OF SEEING

The Chosen One. You know what I mean. There is only one person in all of the world that can do this one really important thing. Maybe they are the only one who can stop the evil queen, or the only one who can take down the bad guy, or the only one who can save the world. Bullocks. It’d be more fun to kill off a “chosen” character and the world be saved by a lemur tripping said bad guy onto a sword or something. If a lemur can do it, so can you!

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A POPULAR SERIES THAT YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN READING

Grisha

I truly disliked Six of Crows so much that I have absolutely zero interest in reading the popular Grisha Trilogy. Maybe it is wonderful. Maybe they would be ground breaking books for me and the light of heavenly literature would shine down upon me in all of it’s glory imbibing me with magical powers. I don’t care. Still not reading them.

THE SAYING GOES “THE BOOK IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE”, BUT WHAT MOVIE OR TV SHOW ADAPTATION DO YOU PREFER MORE THAN THE BOOK?

I’ve mentioned I am Legend before but it will never stop being relevant to the above question. When I watched I am Legend and enjoyed the movie (except for the poor dog) I decided to give the book a shot. I expected to thoroughly enjoy it. I didn’t. It was terrible. I donated my copy to the library so that I wouldn’t even have to look at it sitting on my shelves, sullying the other books with it’s foul words.

 

I never tag people in these things but if you want to do this tag, please, feel free! It was surprising cathartic.