Throwback Thursday – June 15

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Renee began this Throwback Thursday meme at Its Book Talk as a way to share some of her old favorites as well as sharing books that she wants to read that were published over a year ago. Books that were published over a year ago are almost always easier to find at libraries or at a discounted sale price. As I have been sifting through my TBR list and purging those books that no longer hold my interest, I came across several from years past that I’d love to share with you!


 

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Title: Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers
Published: April 2012
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Average Goodreads Rating: 3.92

Why be the sheep, when you can be the wolf?

Seventeen-year-old Ismae escapes from the brutality of an arranged marriage into the sanctuary of the convent of St. Mortain, where the sisters still serve the gods of old. Here she learns that the god of Death Himself has blessed her with dangerous gifts—and a violent destiny. If she chooses to stay at the convent, she will be trained as an assassin and serve as a handmaiden to Death. To claim her new life, she must destroy the lives of others.

Ismae’s most important assignment takes her straight into the high court of Brittany—where she finds herself woefully under prepared—not only for the deadly games of intrigue and treason, but for the impossible choices she must make. For how can she deliver Death’s vengeance upon a target who, against her will, has stolen her heart?


 

I stumbled across this book while browsing Goodreads one day fairly recently and immediately wanted to read it. How had I not seen it before? It sounds right up my alley. Luckily, since it has been out for a few years, I was able to get it at a good price from ThriftBooks. There are a few books on my TBR before I get to Grave Mercy but I am genuinely excited about reading it. Fingers crossed that it lives up to expectations! Lately, I’ve been enthralled by books with women as assassins and that are up to general bad-assery. If you know of any books that fill that bill please let me know in the comments!


 

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WWW Wednesday – June 14

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WWW Wednesday is a meme hosted by Sam at Taking on a World of Words and was formerly hosted by A Daily Rhythm. It is open for anyone to participate, even without a blog you can comment on Sam’s post with your own answers. It is a great way to share what you’ve been reading! All you have to do is answer three questions and share a link to your blog in the comments section of Sam’s blog.

The three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?

What did you recently finish reading?

What do you think you’ll read next?

What are you currently reading?

ThroneOfGlass

“My name is Celaena Sardothien. But it makes no difference if my name’s Celaena or Lillian or Bitch, because I’d still beat you, no matter what you call me.”

Throne of Glass (Throne of Glass #1) by Sarah J. Maas. Despite my frustration with A Court of Wings and Ruin I decided to give Maas another shot. Honestly, this was the only book the library had in that was on my TBR list the last time I went. I’m only about 100 pages in but so far I’m not impressed. None of the characters seem to be genuine. We’ll see how the rest of the story goes. I’m sure there is an awkward intimate scene somewhere in those pages I have yet to scoff at.

What did you recently finish reading?

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“I will die. You will die. We will all die and the universe will carry on without care. All that we have is that shout into the wind – how we live. How we go. And how we stand before we fall.”

Golden Son (Red Rising #2) by Pierce Brown . I’m happy to say that I finally got over my reading slump and devoured this book in just a couple of days. I’ll have my review up for it on Friday but, let me tell you, I’m still reeling from that ending. Holy crap! Brown sure knows how to write an engaging story. I bet he has to keep reams of notes just to keep all of the little details properly sorted.

What do you think you’ll read next?

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“Sometimes, when I have to do something I don’t want to do, I pretend I’m a character from a book. It’s easier to know what they would do.”

Clockwork Angel (The Infernal Devices #1) by Cassandra Clare . Lately, I have noticed so many people excited about Clare’s books. Not to feel like an unworthy reader, but I had never heard of her. Yesterday I put in a request at the library for this book so hopefully it comes in soon. I want to know what all the fuss is about!


 

I’m so happy to be out of my reading slump and to actually have books to put on the list today! As soon as I finish this post I’m going to go curl up in my big, comfy chair and continue reading Throne of Glass before I have to go do the whole “adult” thing later today. Shudder. Have a beautiful day, everyone!

Top Ten Tuesday – Father Figures in Literature

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Yes folks, it really is Tuesday yet again. This week’s Top Ten Tuesday theme is Father Figures in Literature. Father’s Day related Freebie:  favorite dads in literature, best father/daughter or son relationships, books to buy your dad, worst dads in literature, etc. etc. Now, as I noted for the Mother’s Day post, there are not many parental figures who survive to be influences in the genres I tend to read. Usually they are dead or absent in general. Be sure to check out The Broke and the Bookish‘s post for more Top Ten Tuesday posts and themes.


Bad: The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller – Although I absolutely hated this book the entire story couldn’t have happened without Patroclus’ father. He rejected his son and never considered him to be good enough which is a large reason why Patroclus ended up in the court of Achilles’ father. This father figure abandoned his son and cast him aside at the earliest opportunity.

Bad: Caraval by Stephanie Garber – Here we have another example of a bad father figure also in a book that I did not enjoy. None of the story could have happened without Scartlett’s dad. He is painted as a cruel and abusive man and none of the story would have occurred without his abuses toward his daughers. Scarlett would most likely never been put into a situation that led to her leaving her home it he had been a positive and healthy influence.

Redeemed: A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J Maas – I’m starting to get the feeling that all the books that actually have fathers in them are ones that I didn’t enjoy. With the conclusion of the ACOTAR series we have the redeemed father. He had been little more than absent for most of the story, effectively nearly letting his daughters starve to death. In the end, he storms in and saves the day which, of course, gets him killed. I’m sure there is more to it than that but that part of the story didn’t feel right to me and I’m still annoyed.

Multiple: Harry Potter – First, lets stop for a minute and think about how many father figures are actually in Harry Potter. We have Harry’s dead father, Arthur Weasley, Dumbledore, Mr. Malfoy, Uncle Vernon, Sirius Black…I’m sure we can keep the list going. Harry had no shortage of father figures. Luckily, Harry chose to heed the advise from the more positive ones…mostly.

Positive: Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen –  Not much to say here. I’m fairly certain the majority of us have had exposure to this book and can agree that Mr. Bennet is a great big softy. He loves his girls and his family and they love him.

Confusing: The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan – Oh Percy. Silly, innocent little Percy. The boy grew up with Smelly Gabe as a horrible step father only to learn that his biological father is none other than Poseidon and that he should never have been born. All in all I think the boy handles it well but talk about an imposing father figure…


 

That is all I have for you. As I mentioned, the majority of the books I read seem to not even mention a father figure much less involve anything about said parental unit. So, happy Tuesday and happy upcoming Father’s Day!

Book Life Tag

It’s the start of a new week and, here at Literary Weaponry, what would that be without a Monday tag? This week I’ll be doing the Book Life Tag which I saw over at Thrice Read. Part of why I enjoy doing these tags is because it encourages me to go back through the list of books I’ve read. I get reintroduced to old favorites, stumble back across authors I loved and had forgotten about, and reminds me of the books, both good and bad, that I’ve had the pleasure to read. This tag was created by Crazy For YA.


 

Who would your parents be?

This is terrible, but scrolling through the books I’ve read I noticed that all the parents in them are either dead or absolutely horrible. Why is that a thing? Can a good protagonist not have decent and alive parents? That is disturbing.


Who would be your sister?

Paige from The Bone Season series by Samantha Shannon. I love the characters Shannon has created but sometimes I think dear Paige needs a swift kick in the rear end. Who better to give it to her than a sister?


Who would be your brother?

Stoker from The Veronica Speedwell Mysteries by Deanna Raybourn. He is intelligent, cranky, moody, eccentric, and a whole lot of fun. He is also protective as a brother, I would think, should be.


Who would be your pet?

I don’t even have to think about this one. The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland. How can I resist that cantankerous feline? He is my spirit animal.
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“How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. 

“You must be,” said the cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”

 

 


Where would you live?

There could be no place better than V.E. Schwab’s Red London. A hint of the familiar with just enough magic and mayhem to make it interesting. I think Cheshire and I would do well there.


Where would you go to school?

Is there any other possible answer for this besides Hogwarts? I mean, honestly…

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Who would be your best friend?

Kris from Anne McCafferey’s Catteni series. She is brave, adventurous, resourceful, and has a good head on her shoulders. While I am happy to have adventures I need someone logical and thoughtful with me to keep us out of trouble.


Who would be your significant other?

Yes, I am going with someone from A Court of Mist and Fury. No, it’s not Rhysand. He turned into too much of a lap dog in ACOWAR to hold my interest. Nope, I’m going to take Azriel. Strong, brave, level headed, and he has that “I may be quiet but I have a lot going on in my head” thing going for him. You know it’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for.


 

That’s it for this tag but it was a good one! I enjoy digging through the books I’ve read trying to find just the right answer. I won’t tag anyone but, if you do this tag, please link back to me so that I can see your answers! Have a lovely day, everyone.

 

Mini Review Friday

For the last two weeks I have had a difficult time concentrating on reading. Every time I opened a book I thought I was sure to enjoy I just ended up slamming it back down in frustration. It wasn’t the book’s fault and I knew it. This week, in an effort to combat my reading slump, I downloaded a few short, free e-books. They certainly aren’t of my usual genres but I had try to overcome my predicament. Happily, it worked, and I’m currently working my way through Golden Son with delight. In the meantime, I bring you my week of sloppy, free romance mini reviews. That’s right. I read romance this week. Not my proudest moment but it is what it is. So, please join me in chuckling at myself on this Mini Review Friday.


 

Her Mad Hatter by Marie Hall

What “romance” did I find myself chuckling at this week? Why, the Mad Hatter’s love story of course. I’ve always had a thing for that crazy fellow and his assorted collection of hat’s. Who doesn’t? What I didn’t ever expect was for him to have a love interest. Of all of the times I’ve thought of the Hatter I can’t say that I ever imagined him mooning over anyone and knocking boots.

His story begins with, of course, a fairy god mother whose job it is to find love for the more eccentric fellows in the lovely enchanted lands. Who does she find for Hatter? Why, Alice! Who else? Not the traditional Alice from the old stories, oh no. Apparently original Alice was a bit of a bitch and used him. This is original Alice’s great grand daughter and she owns a cupcakery in Hawaii. The fairy god mother informs Hatter she has found him a match then she swoops in and brings Alice back to meet the more than a little insane Hatter.

They are both resistant to what is essentially an arranged relationship that starts with a really weird three day blind date. However, if Hatter doesn’t find love he will die, it seems, and the god mother informed Alice of this so she gives it her best shot. The Hatter, who still remembers her great grandmother spurning him, doesn’t give it much of a shot at all. They do have a few heated love scenes but I have to say that reading about Hatter knocking boots was a little awkward. I kept imagining him randomly spitting out his unique laughter or wearing his flamboyant hats while doing the deed. Definitely awkward. I may have laughed but that was rather my point in reading this.

Alice returns to Hawaii after the relationship outwardly fails and falls immediately violently ill and nearly dies of very aggressive cancer. The god mother plucks Alice back to Hatter and her cancer magically disappears and the two have their happily ever after. Not the most entertaining ending but an ending all the same.

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Gerard’s Beauty by Marie Hall

This story is another one stemming from fairy tale characters. It took me a bit to figure out who Gerard was, though. I didn’t recall any fairy tale princes named Gerard. Low and behold it was because Gerard is really Gaston. That’s right, Gaston from Beauty in the Beast. It seems that he was only painted as a horrible character because of some vendetta with a different fairy god mother. She was agitated with him over some slight or another so when the story was written about Belle she presented him as an evil doer.

Gerard, while not being a traditionally evil character, is a womanizer and drunk and has found himself in a bit of trouble after being accused of having relations with the daughter of some angry king. In comes the good fairy god mother to rescue him. (insert snarky comment about him having to be rescued by a woman because he couldn’t keep it in his pants)

She plunks Gerard down on our own boring non magical Earth and tells him his true love who can save him works at the library and if he doesn’t win her love he will be executed upon his return to their magical kingdom. No pressure.

The lovely librarian he is to woo is named Betty and, dully, is perfectly happy to accept his advances. Betty is boring. The two have a month to do the whole happily ever after game or Gerard will be killed. Funnily, the two can’t do the horizontal tango as part of Gerard’s sentence was to be made, well, flaccid for the month.

To cut the dull dull dullness short, our boring good girl Betty does fall in love with Gerard and ends up saving him from his impending execution. I cannot begin to count the times I rolled my eyes at her. Naive, sweet, and silly. Couldn’t deal with her. Anyway, they got their happily ever after and can be boring together for all eternity.

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I also read Silver Storm by Cynthia Wright but can’t bring myself to find anything interesting to say about that one. Girl meets pirate. Falls in love. Pirate is a womanizer. Girl’s hometown, which is oddly somewhere I have lived and loved (New London, Connecticut), is burned to the ground by the British during the Revolutionary War. Girl and pirate do the dirty, she ends up pregnant, they get married, the end. It probably wasn’t actually that bad but I am cynical and have a very non-romantic heart so I didn’t find much entertainment in the story.

Despite these books not being up my proverbial alley they did pull me out of the reading slump that had been plaguing me. Next week I’ll have a review of Golden Son by Pierce Brown for you all! Thanks for reading and have, as always, a beautiful day.

Throwback Thursday – June 8

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Renee began this Throwback Thursday meme at Its Book Talk as a way to share some of her old favorites as well as sharing books that she wants to read that were published over a year ago. Books that were published over a year ago are almost always easier to find at libraries or at a discounted sale price. As I have been sifting through my TBR list and purging those books that no longer hold my interest, I came across several from years past that I’d love to share with you!


 

TheCollectorOfDyingBreaths

Title: The Collector of Dying Breaths by M.J. Rose 
Published: April 2014
Published by: Atria Books
My rating: 4/5

A lush and imaginative novel that crisscrosses time as a perfumer and a mythologist search for the fine line between potion and poison, poison and passion…and past and present.

Florence, Italy—1533: An orphan named René le Florentin is plucked from poverty to become Catherine de Medici’s perfumer. Traveling with the young duchessina from Italy to France, René brings with him a cache of secret documents from the monastery where he was trained: recipes for exotic fragrances and potent medicines—and a formula for an alchemic process said to have the potential to reanimate the dead. In France, René becomes not only the greatest perfumer in the country but the most dangerous, creating deadly poisons for his Queen to use against her rivals. But while mixing herbs and essences under the light of flickering candles, Rene doesn’t begin to imagine the tragic and personal consequences for which his lethal potions will be responsible.

Paris, France—The Present: A renowned mythologist, Jac L’Etoile, is trying to recover from personal heartache by throwing herself into her work, learns of the 16th century perfumer who may have been working on an elixir that would unlock the secret to immortality. She becomes obsessed with René le Florentin’s work—particularly when she discovers the dying breathes he had collected during his lifetime. Jac’s efforts put her in the path of her estranged lover, Griffin North, a linguist who has already begun translating René le Florentin’s mysterious formula. Together they confront an eccentric heiress in possession of a world-class art collection. A woman who has her own dark purpose for the elixir… a purpose for which she believes the ends will justify her deadly means. This mesmerizing gothic tale of passion and obsession crisscrosses time, zigzagging from the violent days of Catherine de Medici’s court to twenty-first century France. Fiery and lush, set against deep, wild forests and dimly lit chateaus, The Collector of Dying Breaths illuminates the true path to immortality: the legacies we leave behind.


 

This book was my first introduction to Rose’s writing and I’ve picked up several more by her since then. I simply fell in love. Typically when a book jumps between two different time lines, as this one does, I end up annoyed and don’t enjoy the book. I always feel like it interrupts the flow of the story but not in this case. Both the past and present flow together seamlessly.  This is a mesmerizing story and if you want to give any of Rose’s works a try I would definitely recommend this one first. It is the sixth book in her Reincarnationist series but you can easily pick up any of the books in the series without having read the others. The theme is ongoing but the story line, at least so far as I’ve noticed, is confined to each book. I would definitely recommend them.

WWW Wednesday – June 7

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WWW Wednesday is a meme hosted by Sam at Taking on a World of Words and was formerly hosted by A Daily Rhythm. It is open for anyone to participate, even without a blog you can comment on Sam’s post with your own answers. It is a great way to share what you’ve been reading! All you have to do is answer three questions and share a link to your blog in the comments section of Sam’s blog.

The three Ws are:

What are you currently reading?

What did you recently finish reading?

What do you think you’ll read next?

What are you currently reading?

AndIDarken

“On our wedding night,” she said, “I will cut out your tongue and swallow it. Then both tongues that spoke our marriage vows will belong to me, and I will be wed only to myself. You will most likely choke to death on your own blood, which will be unfortunate, but I will be both husband and wife and therefore not a widow to be pitied.”

And I Darken by Kiersten White. I keep trying to read this one but I’m only on page 125…for the last week and a half. It has such wonderful reviews and everything makes it sound like an awesome book. I’m attributing my slow reading and disinterest to my recent horrible reading slump. I’ll get there, though.

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“Do not listen to the mad ramblings of a broken man. He means none of what he says and only half of what he doesn’t.”

Kingdom Series Collection by Marie Hall. Certainly not my usual type of book but I wanted something quick, simple, and mindless and this fills the bill. This book contains three different stories featuring The Mad Hatter, a character meant to represent a non-asshole Gaston, and the Big Bad Wolf. The three have a fairy god mother and she has to find a perfect romantic match for each in order to save their lives. Great literature this isn’t but I’ve always had a soft spot for the crazy Hatter so why not…

What did you recently finish reading?

I have a big ole’ goose egg here this week. The last thing I “finished” was The Song of Achilles two weeks ago. Yikes! I usually get through at least a book and a half each week but I have just haven’t had the yearn to read. It’s getting depressing. Okay, it is far passed depressing. Help me.

What do you think you’ll read next?

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“I will die. You will die. We will all die and the universe will carry on without care. All that we have is that shout into the wind – how we live. How we go. And how we stand before we fall.”

Golden Son by Pierce Brown. I read Red Rising a few months ago and absolutely loved it. When I spotted this on a library shelf this week I had to grab it. Brown’s writing is incredible and I hope Golden Son lives up to the standard he set with the previous book. I’m almost afraid to start it, to be honest. With my current reading mood I don’t want to ruin what will probably be a fantastic story. Hm. Hopefully soon.


 

This reading slump is starting to tick me off, ya’ll. I love to read. I know I love to read. Why can’t I just enjoy it again?! To say that I’m frustrated would be an understatement. Maybe next week…

Top Ten Tuesday – Added to the TBR

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It is time once again for Top Ten Tuesday! Brought to you by The Broke and the Bookish, this week’s theme is Top Ten Books from X genre you have recently added to your TBR. After a quick browse of my TBR on Goodreads, it was obvious I had to go with fantasy/historical fantasy novels. This surprised me a bit as a few years ago I would been hesitant to pick up a fantasy novel but that seems to be the majority of what I read now. As time has passed my reading preferences have changed and that’s fine. As you grow and change as a person you can expect your likes and dislikes to change and I’m okay with that.


 

The Dark Days Club (Lady Helen #1) by Alison Goodman – London, April 1812. On the eve of eighteen-year-old Lady Helen Wrexhall’s presentation to the queen, one of her family’s housemaids disappears-and Helen is drawn into the shadows of Regency London. There, she meets Lord Carlston, one of the few who can stop the perpetrators: a cabal of demons infiltrating every level of society. Dare she ask for his help, when his reputation is almost as black as his lingering eyes? And will her intelligence and headstrong curiosity wind up leading them into a death trap?

Menagerie (Menagerie #1) by Rachel Vincent – When Delilah Marlow visits a famous traveling carnival, Metzger’s Menagerie, she is an ordinary woman in a not-quite-ordinary world. But under the macabre circus black-top, she discovers a fierce, sharp-clawed creature lurking just beneath her human veneer. Captured and put on exhibition, Delilah in her black swan burlesque costume is stripped of her worldly possessions, including her own name, as she’s forced to “perform” in town after town.

But there is breathtaking beauty behind the seamy and grotesque reality of the carnival. Gallagher, her handler, is as kind as he is cryptic and strong. The other “attractions”—mermaids, minotaurs, gryphons and kelpies—are strange, yes, but they share a bond forged by the brutal realities of captivity. And as Delilah struggles for her freedom, and for her fellow menagerie, she’ll discover a strength and a purpose she never knew existed.

The Last Magician by Lisa Maxwell

Stop the Magician.
Steal the book.
Save the future.

In modern day New York, magic is all but extinct. The remaining few who have an affinity for magic—the Mageus—live in the shadows, hiding who they are. Any Mageus who enters Manhattan becomes trapped by the Brink, a dark energy barrier that confines them to the island. Crossing it means losing their power—and often their lives.

Odd & True by Cat Winters – Trudchen grew up hearing Odette’s stories of their monster-slaying mother and a magician’s curse. But now that Tru’s older, she’s starting to wonder if her older sister’s tales were just comforting lies, especially because there’s nothing fantastic about her own life—permanently disabled and in constant pain from childhood polio.

In 1909, after a two-year absence, Od reappears with a suitcase supposedly full of weapons and a promise to rescue Tru from the monsters on their way to attack her. But it’s Od who seems haunted by something. And when the sisters’ search for their mother leads them to a face-off with the Leeds Devil, a nightmarish beast that’s wreaking havoc in the Mid-Atlantic states, Tru discovers the peculiar possibility that she and her sister—despite their dark pasts and ordinary appearances—might, indeed, have magic after all.

Cruel Beauty (Cruel Beauty Universe #1) by Rosamund Hodge – Since birth, Nyx has been betrothed to the evil ruler of her kingdom-all because of a foolish bargain struck by her father. And since birth, she has been in training to kill him.

With no choice but to fulfill her duty, Nyx resents her family for never trying to save her and hates herself for wanting to escape her fate. Still, on her seventeenth birthday, Nyx abandons everything she’s ever known to marry the all-powerful, immortal Ignifex. Her plan? Seduce him, destroy his enchanted castle, and break the nine-hundred-year-old curse he put on her people.

Red Sister (Book of the Ancestor #1) by Mark Lawrence – I was born for killing – the gods made me to ruin.

At the Convent of Sweet Mercy young girls are raised to be killers. In a few the old bloods show, gifting talents rarely seen since the tribes beached their ships on Abeth. Sweet Mercy hones its novices’ skills to deadly effect: it takes ten years to educate a Red Sister in the ways of blade and fist.

Wild Beauty by Anna-Marie McLemore – Love grows such strange things.

For nearly a century, the Nomeolvides women have tended the grounds of La Pradera, the lush estate gardens that enchant guests from around the world. They’ve also hidden a tragic legacy: if they fall in love too deeply, their lovers vanish. But then, after generations of vanishings, a strange boy appears in the gardens.

The boy is a mystery to Estrella, the Nomeolvides girl who finds him, and to her family, but he’s even more a mystery to himself; he knows nothing more about who he is or where he came from than his first name. As Estrella tries to help Fel piece together his unknown past, La Pradera leads them to secrets as dangerous as they are magical in this stunning exploration of love, loss, and family.

The Changeling’s Journey by Christine Spoors – Ailsa is dead. Leaving Morven the last surviving changeling in the village. Everyone knows it is only a matter of time before she too is dead. Desperate to find out why the fairies steal human babies, and to save her own life, she leaves her family behind, travelling north into the fairy kingdoms with her best friend.

One changeling’s journey to save her life will alter their world forever. (considering deleting this one from my TBR)

The Afterlife of Holly Chase by Cynthia Hand  – On Christmas Eve five years ago, Holly was visited by three ghosts who showed her how selfish and spoiled she’d become. They tried to convince her to mend her ways.

She didn’t.

And then she died.

Now she’s stuck working for the top-secret company Project Scrooge–as the latest Ghost of Christmas Past.

Every year, they save another miserly grouch. Every year, Holly stays frozen at seventeen while her family and friends go on living without her. So far, Holly’s afterlife has been miserable.

But this year, everything is about to change.

The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins –  A missing God.
A library with the secrets to the universe.
A woman too busy to notice her heart slipping away.

Populated by an unforgettable cast of characters and propelled by a plot that will shock you again and again, The Library at Mount Char is at once horrifying and hilarious, mind-blowingly alien and heartbreakingly human, sweepingly visionary and nail-bitingly thrilling—and signals the arrival of a major new voice in fantasy.


 

I think a couple of these may get the axe from my TBR list but for the most part they still sound interesting. I think Cruel Beauty, Wild Beauty, and The Library at Mount Char catch my attention most from the list. What books are on your TBR?

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The Ultimate Book Tag

Folks, the book slump is real. I haven’t seriously read in over a week. In an attempt to get out of it I picked up a short, tacky mystery involving cupcakes and coffee this morning in the hopes of at least finishing more than two paragraphs. It’s not working so well. Maybe I’ll try a tacky romance next. At least then I can make scoffing noises to amuse myself and annoy my cat.

Since I have very little book related to bring you today, I figured it was a perfect day for a tag! I found The Ultimate Book Tag with Zuky @ The Book Bum and thought I’d give it a shot.


 

DO YOU GET SICK WHILE READING IN THE CAR?

Catastrophically. I can get car sick even while driving. It’s terrible. I talked to my mother about it not long ago and she said they couldn’t even leave the house when I was a baby because I’d get so car sick. Motion sickness is real folks…but roller coasters are still fun.

WHICH AUTHOR’S WRITING STYLE IS COMPLETELY UNIQUE TO YOU AND WHY?

Susan Wittig Albert. She wrote a series that revolved around Beatrix Potter’s life called The Cottage Tales of Beatrix Potter and I was enchanted by them. I usually like flashy stories. Things need to happen constantly to keep me entertained. However, Albert’s writing in these books kept me completely engrossed without the flash. The stories are carefully crafted with interesting characters, softly painted settings, and obvious attention to detail. They are simply lovely.

HARRY POTTER SERIES OR THE TWILIGHT SAGA? 

I have not so far, nor will I ever, read Twilight. The only vampire books I’ve ever read are Anne Rice’s because who can resist Lestat? I also took the sorting quiz for Pottermore this morning (I told you I was procrastinating reading) and got sorted into Ravenclaw which was a bit of a surprise.

DO YOU CARRY A BOOK BAG? IF SO, WHAT IS IN IT (BESIDES BOOKS)?

The only time I carry a specific bag for books is when I’m going to the library. Otherwise I just tuck a book into my purse and go on my merry way.

DO YOU SMELL YOUR BOOKS?

I did when I was younger but not anymore. I considered it one day not long ago and then started thinking about inhaling other people’s skin cells and slowly decomposing tree pulp. That put a damper on that book smell. Rory Gilmore would be so disappointed in me.

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BOOKS WITH OR WITHOUT LITTLE ILLUSTRATIONS?

It really depends on what I’m reading. For some books it works to have a little illustration at the start of a chapter and in others it feels tacky and misplaced. If I had to make a definitive choice I’d say no illustrations unless I was reading a graphic novel.

WHAT BOOK DID YOU LOVE WHILE READING BUT DISCOVERED LATER IT WASN’T QUALITY WRITING?

24690 by A.A. Dark. Look, even while I was reading it I knew it wasn’t the traditional sense of quality writing…and I didn’t give a damn. As long as I am entertained I really don’t give a horse’s back side if it is socially acceptable “quality writing.” If the story pulls me in and makes me forget reality for a while, that is what matters to me.

WHAT IS THE THINNEST BOOK ON YOUR SHELF?

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Cupcakes, Cappuccinos, and a Corpse by Harper Lin. This is listed on Goodreads at 286 pages but on my Nook it comes in at 155 pages so that is what I’m choosing to go by. I told you I was trying to read a tacky mystery to get out of my reading slump. All that has really happened is I now want a peanut butter cupcake. Damn.

WHAT IS THE THICKEST BOOK ON YOUR SHELF?

I’d have to say A Dance with Dragons by GRRM at 1016 pages. That is a lot of pages and lot of shelf space that sucker is taking up. A whole tree was probably murdered per book.

WHEN DID YOU GET INTO READING?

Up until I was probably in my mid twenties it was more of a sporadic interest. I enjoyed reading but I didn’t feel that need to pick up a book. My then boyfriend (now husband) saw that I would enjoy snuggling onto the couch with a good book at times and bought me a Nook. Honestly, that really turned things around for me. I could just click on a book, have it downloaded, and start reading it then and there. That made a huge difference for me as I would get overwhelmed in book stores and usually leave empty handed. I’ve since started collecting both digital and hard copy books as well as taking advantage of library services but it was that one thoughtful purchase by him that turned things around for me.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CLASSIC BOOK?

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. I always sympathized with the monster and raged against the doctor. Not to mention the history behind the book. If I recall correctly, Mary, her husband Lord Byron, and one other friend were having a friendly writing competition which she wrote Frankenstein for. Just an interesting historical tidbit.

“I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.”

IN SCHOOL WHAT WAS YOUR BEST SUBJECT?

As I majored in English and have a love of reading you would expect me to say English, correct? Nope! I excelled in history although English was a close second. I can vividly remember when my love of history began. I was in the eighth grade. My family had just moved to a new town and I was feeling awkward and left out. One of my classes was ancient history taught by Ms. Wilson. Most of the other kids hated her and that class but it was the only place that year I felt comfortable. It was the very first time that a teacher complimented my work. My love of ancient history has stuck with me thanks to Ms. Wilson.

IF YOU WERE GIVEN A BOOK AS A PRESENT THAT YOU HAD READ BEFORE AND HATED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

It’s a gift. Don’t be a jerk. Be thankful that someone thought to give you a gift. Be grateful…then maybe see if you can exchange it somewhere or at least donate it to a used book store or the library.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD?

Odd question, there are a lot of lovely words in the English language. Here is one that I’ve enjoyed recently- Suborn – to induce secretly to do an unlawful thing.

ARE YOU A NERD, DORK, OR DWEEB? OR ALL OF THE ABOVE?

I am a lover of literature. A connoisseur of the written word. Impassioned by a fictional tale. There is no single word that can encompass all of that.

VAMPIRES OR FAIRIES? WHY?

Neither? Let us go with neither. Pirates! There needs to be a pirates option. I have a bit of a crush on Captain Hook from Once Upon a Time at the moment.

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SHAPESHIFTERS OR ANGELS? WHY?

Both make me think of Supernatural in which they are both pretty much assholes all of the time. I think I’ll go with shapeshifters because angels have that whole “holier than thou” complex which is just irritating.

AND FINALLY: FULL ON ROMANCE BOOKS OR ACTION-PACKED WITH A FEW LOVE SCENES MIXED IN?

Definitely, without a shadow of a doubt, action packed with a few scattered love scenes and those love scenes damn well better be steamy. I’m not a romantic in case you haven’t figured that out.


 

That was a fun tag for a Monday morning! I think it’s one of the favorites that I’ve done. If you’d like to do it, please feel free, I never tag people for these. Have a lovely day.

My Life in Books Tag

Usually on Fridays I have a book review to share with you all. Today, I have nothing. I’ve been in a terrible book slump since I “finished” The Song of Achilles. Every time I pick up a book I get maybe two or three pages in and then end up slamming it down. So, instead of pushing myself to read, which would lead me to hate whatever I forced upon myself, I just decided to take a little break.

Instead of a book review, this Friday I bring you the My Life in Books tag. I found the tag over at Too Much of a Book Nerd. This tag was originally created by One World, Too Many Pages.


 

A Book for Each Initial

A– The Archived by Victoria Schwab

M– Mayan Mendacity by L.J.M. Owen

A– A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J Maas

N– Nefertiti by Michelle Moran

D– The Devil in the White City by Erik Larson

A– A Madness so Discreet by Mindy McGinnis


AGE- COUNT ALONG YOUR BOOKCASE

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The 30th book on my shelf is A Storm of Swords by George RR Martin. My husband purchased me this entire series, in hardback, just after we got married which was five years ago now. I still haven’t read them all. Don’t get me wrong, I love them, but reading them requires a lot of concentration. The older I get the less time I have for that. Sad.


A BOOK THAT REPRESENTS SOMEWHERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRAVEL TO

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I have a complete and utter obsession with Ancient Egypt, especially the reign of the heretic pharaoh Akhenaten. This book focuses on his reign from the perspective of his Queen, Nefertiti’s, sister. I know it is not somewhere I could ever travel to because, you know, ancient, but I would love to at least visit the monuments they left behind.


 

FAVORITE COLOR

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Not only is this cover a lovely shade of purple but the graphics are also completely gorgeous. This book is set for release in August of this year and I cannot wait to read it. Early reviews are glowing and are saying that the writing is lyrical and lovely.


FONDEST MEMORIES OF 

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As a child my mother would read to me every night at bedtime. One of the first books I have actual memories of her reading to me was Searching for Dragons. I’ve turned back to this book time after time when I’m in need of something comforting. It’s the comfort food of books for me.


MOST DIFFICULT TO READ

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In college I took a Shakespeare class as it fulfilled some requirement or another for my English major. What did I discover when I took this class? I hate Shakespeare. Go ahead, fight me. It’s not that I don’t enjoy reading plays, because I do, but Shakespeare and I don’t get along. I got so irritated reading A Midsummer Night’s Dream that I gave up and borrowed a copy of the film from my roommate to watch so I wouldn’t have to torture myself any more.


WHICH BOOK IN YOUR TBR PILE WILL YOU GET THE MOST SATISFACTION/BIGGEST SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT FROM?

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“What an odd choice, Amanda,” you might say. Yes, I suppose it is. However, I really want to read this book and I can’t find a flipping copy of it. I could pay 10$ and get a digital copy but I want this cover sitting on my book shelf. I can’t find a hard copy. Anywhere. The author is Australian and I’ve discovered the book didn’t have much of a foothold outside of the country which has made it infuriating to find. Once I finally get it, and I will, it will be so satisfying. My next step is to appeal to the publisher. Fingers crossed.


I hope you all enjoyed the tag and please feel free to do it if it tickles your fancy. Fingers crossed that I get out of this book slump soon. My library recently got in two books I’ve been dying to read and I want to be able to enjoy them. Have a lovely day, everyone!